my patronus is a basilisk (jeliza) wrote,
my patronus is a basilisk

this post contains creepy-crawlies

There was an ant on my ipad. The ipad that had been sitting on my lap for at least twenty minutes. A proper ant, not one of the itty bitty ones.

I am not outside.

I want a gold star for not screaming.

Excuse me while I burn everything down.

And possibly take off all my skin.

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