There was an ant on my ipad. The ipad that had been sitting on my lap for at least twenty minutes. A proper ant, not one of the itty bitty ones. I am not outside. I want a gold star for not screaming. Excuse me while I burn everything down. And possibly take off all my skin. This entry was originally posted at http://jeliza.dreamwidth.org/987013.html . Please comment there using OpenID .